June 9th I had a great day today, I also wrote a poem. Owen found this and decided to give it a spin.

 

May 25th Today me and Owen wrote the memoirs of some british guy in math calss, expect a few more in the near future.

 

May 14th Holy rooster pies, look how long it's been since I posted anything. The new Planet Smashers'  album is out today, Will Ferrel is hosting SNL tonight, and I wrote a short story.

 

April 23rd I've decided to write a series of stories entitled I want your legs here's the first page.

 

Oh and don't buy that compact disc, buy So... How's Your Girl by Handsome Boy Modeling School. That's where the good stuff is.

 

April 17th I bought a compact disc yesterday and you should buy it, too. 

 

April 8th Hello, scrumptiouses. My ulcer came back again, so I wrote a story about dinner at my house!

 

April 5th Yo yo yo, the Vibrators are going to be playing three montreal shows in a row on their Canadian tour. For those who don't know, the Vibrators are an excellent punk band who have been around since 1972. So yeah, go see their show.

             

             In more Sam related news, I'm making a movie! I'll probably make several movies, actually, since I will borrow my grandaddy's (R.I.P) camera for the summer.

 

March 23rd Happy easter, I decided to write something different this time. Once you read that you might want to check this out.

 

March 17th Happy St. Patty's day. I saw Ray the other day. It was pretty good, I'd say more but I'm too lazy. Maddox is writing a book, so that's gonna be cool. 3 days til spring, yeah spring!

 

Sorry for not writing anything, I'll write something tomorrow or Saturday.

 

March 10th Straight out of math class, it's Ninja Jim in: buying milk. This is a speech and this is entitled "why teachers are better than their students"

 

March 9th I drew some Ninja Jim comics in math class yesterday, and I'll put them up very soon. In the mean time here is a little rant for you to chew on.

 

March 1st  I'm dirty, time for a Shower.

 

February 22nd I wrote this biography last night for Ukraine exchange but they wouldn't accept it because I pasted a picture of me making a funny face on it. Now I figure I'll put it up here for all you rascals.

 

February 11th Why snowboarding is better than skiing

February 6th Had no ideas so Simon told me to write a story about a man named Doren who loves amphibians. Read it

February 2nd I was wondering what a conversation between me and a drug dealer would be like so I wrote how I think it would go down. Check it out

February 1st Check this out.

January 26th I haven't really written anything in the past few days, I'm sort of working on a CSI or Law and Order set in Montreal, but it's boring and hard work. I figure since there might not be any new writings for a while I might give you honeys a little treat.

January 23rd Wrote 9 reasons to get your haircut and added "Edgar Allan Poe died of Rabies" in School.

January 20th It doesn't work does it? I finished the Enema Machine story and currently am writing the first episode of Law and Order: Montreal

January 19th I made a guestbook but I'm not sure if it works so try it out for me the link is http://vivelequebec2.tripod.com/guestbook

January 15th I added a little story I wrote tonight about a machine called Enema, its not very good and it's not done.

January 13th I just put the site up and quite frankly, I don't have anything written so I've dug deep into my documents and pulled out a few English assignments from last year, enjoy.